{"id":787,"date":"2009-10-26T00:55:33","date_gmt":"2009-10-26T00:55:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sch1auh0s7.site.nfoservers.com\/wp_lew1slau\/?p=787"},"modified":"2022-02-26T01:07:40","modified_gmt":"2022-02-26T01:07:40","slug":"wha-baby-einstein-no-work","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lewislau.com\/index.php\/2009\/10\/26\/wha-baby-einstein-no-work\/","title":{"rendered":"Wha&#8230;? Baby Einstein No Work?"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"750\" height=\"562\" src=\"http:\/\/www.lewislau.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/02\/image-134.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-788\" srcset=\"https:\/\/lewislau.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/02\/image-134.png 750w, https:\/\/lewislau.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/02\/image-134-300x225.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 750px) 100vw, 750px\" \/><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p>Me shocked today when I fine out dat my faborit videe-o since birth,&nbsp;<a href=\"http:\/\/shine.yahoo.com\/channel\/parenting\/the-great-baby-einstein-scam-531147\/\">Baby Einstein, is no good for me<\/a>&nbsp;&#8211; signentests say dat theese videe-o make me have Ay-Dee-Dee (what&#8217;s that?), and can&#8217;t focus &#8211; oh see what&#8217;s that &#8211; a popsicle! Oh yeah, almost forgot I was typing&#8230; Oh my gosh they are remaking The A-Team!. Sorry. Back to what I am trying to tell you. I think it is a croc of sheet! I think it is all a conspiree-see theorie (whoa &#8211; that was almost a ivy-leak word I just pulled out &#8211; see &#8211; I&#8217;m a genieos for watching Baby Einstein every day since I got outta the housepital!!!).<br>What&#8217;s next, telling me dat my&nbsp;<a href=\"http:\/\/cache.kotaku.com\/assets\/resources\/2007\/05\/ds_Dr_Kawashima.jpg\">favorite Doctor<\/a>&nbsp;and&nbsp;<a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Brain_Age:_Train_Your_Brain_in_Minutes_a_Day!\">his DS game<\/a>&nbsp;no work either? Everyone in my family tell me dats what got me into Special Ed&#8217;s class (I still haven&#8217;t met him yet, this Ed guy)!<br>(Lewis slaps and wakes himself up just in time to apologize for writing this post. Sorry)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Me shocked today when I fine out dat my faborit videe-o since birth,&nbsp;Baby Einstein, is no good for me&nbsp;&#8211; signentests say dat theese videe-o make me have Ay-Dee-Dee (what&#8217;s that?), and can&#8217;t focus &#8211; oh see what&#8217;s that &#8211; a popsicle! Oh yeah, almost forgot I was typing&#8230; Oh my gosh they are remaking The&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":788,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-787","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized","wpcat-1-id"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/lewislau.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/02\/image-134.png","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lewislau.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/787","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lewislau.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lewislau.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lewislau.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lewislau.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=787"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/lewislau.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/787\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":798,"href":"https:\/\/lewislau.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/787\/revisions\/798"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lewislau.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/788"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lewislau.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=787"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lewislau.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=787"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lewislau.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=787"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}