{"id":5509,"date":"2001-10-10T17:43:00","date_gmt":"2001-10-10T17:43:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sch1auh0s7.site.nfoservers.com\/wp_lew1slau\/?p=5509"},"modified":"2022-04-29T17:45:59","modified_gmt":"2022-04-29T17:45:59","slug":"a-typical-work-day-joke","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lewislau.com\/index.php\/2001\/10\/10\/a-typical-work-day-joke\/","title":{"rendered":"A Typical Work Day (Joke)"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>A Typical Day at work for Marcus, Business Manager at CGS USA&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-gallery has-nested-images columns-default is-cropped wp-block-gallery-1 is-layout-flex wp-block-gallery-is-layout-flex\">\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"280\" height=\"210\" data-id=\"5513\" src=\"http:\/\/www.lewislau.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/DSCN7866.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-5513\"\/><figcaption>CGS USA Headquarters, Minneapolis<br>8:30am<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"280\" height=\"210\" data-id=\"5511\" src=\"http:\/\/www.lewislau.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/DSCN7867.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-5511\"\/><figcaption>11:45am<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"280\" height=\"210\" data-id=\"5512\" src=\"http:\/\/www.lewislau.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/DSCN7868.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-5512\"\/><figcaption>3:35pm<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"280\" height=\"210\" src=\"http:\/\/www.lewislau.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/DSCN7869.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-5510\"\/><figcaption>5:30pm&#8230; &#8220;$%&amp;#@!!!! I have to start all over again!&#8221;<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A Typical Day at work for Marcus, Business Manager at CGS USA&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":5513,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5509","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized","wpcat-1-id"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/lewislau.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/DSCN7866.jpg","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lewislau.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5509","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lewislau.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lewislau.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lewislau.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lewislau.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5509"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/lewislau.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5509\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5514,"href":"https:\/\/lewislau.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5509\/revisions\/5514"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lewislau.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/5513"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lewislau.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5509"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lewislau.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5509"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lewislau.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5509"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}